scott arlington | damon salvatore

Anyone else ready for next weekend? I know I am.

Go ahead and say it. What a stereotype. But really. I haven't had to buy a costume in thirty years, and now vampires are, like, so totally cool again. This year is going to be great.

Less great is the ridiculously cheesy shirts the have on sale now. I mean, come on. 'COMPEL ME'? You couldn't come up with a better line than that to stretch across some chick's boobs?

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Sometimes, there's nothing more fun than lurking around parks at night, waiting to scare the hell out of stoners. It's just too easy, jumping out with the vamp face on. They think they're just having a bad trip later, but until they come down, they just keep gibbering about vampires.

Don't judge me. Unless you people start doing something worth watching again, I've got nothing but time.

Vegas was fun, but I think it's time for a change of scenery. The sweaty tourists are getting a little old. Not to mention it's still a hundred degrees out at midnight. I don't know how you people live with this shit.

Where to go, where to go. I'd ask you all for suggestions, but the current attitude would probably prompt suggestions like 'the bottom of the well'. I just don't know if my poor, brittle ego could handle that...

The next time someone decides to poison the entire population with truth juice, keep in mind that some people gotta eat.

Anyone out there not infected?

Better yet...any of you infected people have any friends or family that dodged the bullet? Don't be afraid to share! Sharing is caring!

This is ridiculous.

What kind of self respecting vampire just lurks around in the middle of the road, waiting for some woman to panic and back her car in to a ditch?

This kind.

Everything makes the news these days, I swear.

My god, you people aren't all dead yet. It's a miracle.

I suppose I should introduce myself to those of you who have just recently crawled out of your holes. I'm Scott Arlington, and I'm a reincarnate. Great, now it sounds like I'm at one of those anonymous meetings. And it's a super lame one. So let's make it a little more interesting. I'm Scott, and I'm a vampire. See how much more badass that sounds?

So. Greetings and salutations from lovely Las Vegas. The nightlife here is amazing. So many tourists. I love tourists. Especially inebriated ones. But that's not the point. The point is...let's be friends? I love it when people love me.

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